3/27/18: Forgive Me, Hamstrings…

Forgive me, hamstrings, for I have vacuumed. It’s been 21 days since my last vacuum. I’m sorry for this and all the days I overdid it in the past. And for faking the language of Catholicism when I was raised a Unitarian. I firmly resolve to ice you up and a-mend my leg.

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