
New decor.

New decor.


Togevah.

You are not alone. Hang in.
Is this too inappropriate to post as a framed, embroidered sign in our kitchen?
In our family
we put away our dishes,
take out the dogs,
take a goddamned shower
and change our frickin’ underwear.
Asking for a friend.


Spa days are exHAUSting.
Things I Never Thought I’d Hear My Wife Say #64: “What..? I’m in the bathroom and I have two dogs on my lap. I can’t hear you.”

‘Course I’m comfy.

‘Zat for us?

Whereugoinmom..?